Don’t yell at me that I don’t see you, the no-phone

Came the day. Now we can officially say that the surrealism of our addictions and behaviors has no limits. The telephone without a telephone , the non-telephone, is the latest twist to our way of being. It is called “ noPhone ” and, indeed, it is a simple case with dimensions identical to those of any Current high-gamma mobile phone (either an iPhone or a Samsung Galaxy , which are becoming more alike every day). Unlike all of them, this device does nothing , absolutely nothing. Which is especially beneficial because it does not consume battery and does not force us to go looking for plugs like crazy wherever we are. The “ noPhone ” is the perfect substitute for those who prefer to have a telephone in their hands than anything else, for those who even need to know that if someone calls or sends them a message, they will be able to answer it in tenths of a second . And often a scare if any notification appears from a “noPhone”. Neither connection, nor bluetooth, nor Apps , nor anything at all but that yes, is unbreakable and resists if we drop it in the sink. Brilliant idea or joke depending on how you look at it, the “noPhone” is one of the latest follies that can be seen on the KickStarter financing platform for new projects. It seems difficult to reach the $ 30,000 required / marked to start production, which will undoubtedly be disappointing for the more than 120 fans who have put money to promote this idea. People who, for the most part, have invested 12 dollars to receive at home a “noPhone” with its relevant instruction manual or the 18 dollars to also include a fantastic accessory to make “ selfies ”consisting of a mirror that can be pasted on the device (yes, they will be ephemeral, lively and changing“ selfies ”, since obviously this device does not allow taking photos). A no-phone for addicts, Nomophobic , geeks and other species and subspecies derived from that need to always be connected and up to date. A device that even has its grace and for 12 dollars …