Don't yell at me, I can't see you, the non-phone

The day has come. Now, we can officially say that the surrealism of our addictions and behaviors has no limits. The phone without a phone, the non-telephone, is the latest twist to our way of being.

Is called "noPhone"and, indeed, it is a simple casing of identical dimensions to those of any current high-end mobile phone (whether it is a iPhone or a Samsung Galaxy, which look more and more alike every day). Unlike all of them is that this device does nothing, absolutely nothing. Which is especially beneficial because it doesn't consume battery and doesn't force us to go looking for power outlets like crazy wherever we are.

He "noPhone” is the perfect substitute for those who prefer to have a phone in their hands than anything else, for those who even need to know that if someone calls them or sends them a message they will be able to answer it in tenths of a second. And what a fright if any notification from a “noPhone” appeared. No connection, no bluetooth, no apps, nor anything at all but yes, It is unbreakable and it holds up if we drop it in the sink.

Joke or brilliant idea Depending on how you look at it, the “noPhone” is one of the latest follies that can be seen on the platform for financing new projects. Kickstarter. It seems unlikely that it will reach the $30,000 required/set to begin production, which will undoubtedly be disappointing for the more than 120 fans who have put money into promoting this idea. People who, for the most part, have invested 12 dollars to receive at home a “noPhone” with its relevant instruction manual or the 18 dollars so that it also includes a fantastic accessory to make “selfies"consisting of a mirror that can be stuck to the device (although these will be ephemeral, lively and changing "selfies", since this device obviously does not allow you to take photos).

A no-phone for addicts, nomophobic, geeks and other species and subspecies derived from that need to always be connected and up to date. A device that even has its charm and for 12 dollars…